Aw man i am so awesome... and yes it has been a while friends.... well heres what i got/am getting for christmas...

Xbox w/ halo 2 and a few controllers

Flatline Barrel with A3 Sight Rail and Flat Top Carry Handle Combo (Mmmmm.... Carnage...)

CD's- KIX (Mega Awesome Band that you havent heard of...except by me...) and Rolling Stones

Some other junk thats prolly not worth sayin on here...

Yeah so i guess thats it...or not... but yeah it most likely is... OH! im gonna make a bet... im gonna "JOO BOO BEE DOO!" a clip of a song and if you can figure what song im thinking of...ill give you a special suprise... if i think you deserve it... but you prolly will unless if your someone i hate... BUT ONTO THE SONG!!!

joo jeee joo jeee joo jeee joo jeee...

joo ba dee dooo... joo boo baaah dooo...

joo ba dee dooo... joo boo baaah dooo...

doop dee a la deee... dum dee dee dum...

doop dee a la deee... ditty dum dee dee dum...

jooop a dooop a dooop...dum da la dippity...

and thats all you get... its about the first 25 seconds of the song... and im serious... if you have that little of a life that you just spent reading/humming/trying to figure out that song... i WILL get you something completely worth the time... like a pie or something...

For Thanksgiving this year I decided to tell a story... a story of the past... of how we came to be... okay... here we go!

Once upon a time... Great Britan decided to suck... they all were like... "Here here old chap! Lets go stick this croquet mallet up our arses!... France says... Haw Haw! Hee Hee! Phillip an Joan Claud! Translation please? I love ze Brave little Toaster!...so some people named Pilgrims came over to America... now this isnt the America we know right now... this was like hardcore America... the kind that you wouldnt introduce to your parents... so we were all... hey it sucks here... so as we were about ready to leave... the snow melted... and we saw some moose... and we were all... hey... I like moose... so we decided to have a moose party... with indians for some reason... but the indians... being the freeloaders that they are... didnt bring any mashed potatoes... which America DEFINITLY told them to bring... and the indians were all... How! You tell no indian to bring potatoes of mashing... and we were all... Uhh yeah.... we did... so for the next 100 years or so... we killed them... yup... then we just decided to invade every country thats name doesnt start with "A"... so the whole point of this is that if you dont bring any mashed potatoes... America is gonna waste pointless time and resources to ruin your life... so just bring the potatoes... okay?

Once upon a time...

I was walking down some street being completely awesome and all of a sudden a group of transvestite ninjas jump out and completely try to mug me... so I decided to kung-foo their faces... and once they were all laying on the ground all dead like and sad about how not even their own mothers can tell if they're guy or girl...so I decided to go and get some chicken terriaki on a stick... I'm dead serious... that stuff is awesome... but anyways... so I was walking along eating my Chic-O-Stick when a band of rabid cannabals started shooting me with their poison darts... and of coarse I was completely unaffected... so I ripped off my own arm in blind rage... it didnt hurt because I'm just so awesome... so then I picked up my newly ripped off arm and beat them all with it... once i was done... I jammed it back on only using my wooden Chick-o-Stick stick and some razor wire... and then I completely beat up some random zombie...

Point of this story... dont mess with my Chic-o-Stick or I'll rip off my arm and beat you with it...

GAH!!! Wierd thoughts...

What if humans are like partially colorblind and black and white are really like COLOR colors (blue red orange) and we just cant see them....

What is nothing? Like if there was no universe... no earth... no life... there wouldnt even be like a description for nothing...

And now for some random funny/useless information....

Amputees... They can still get itches where they lost their hand/leg... so they have to fake their brain out by itching where their missing body part would be...

Currently Playing Headlines and Deadlines - The Hits of A-HA By A-Ha Take on Me see related

uhg... xanga gay... may stop... too lazy... done...